baby's first words
I decided to show some appreciation for Mr. Warfstache in a thing similar to what I did yesterday. I wasn’t going to do this, but I did it anyway. For reasons, I guess. Yes, all of the reasons. Just all of them.
FiNaLlY SoMe rEcOgNiTiOn!
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
These make me feel uncomfortable
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar