I’m going to suplex somebody
|Song: Back In The U.S.S.R.|
|Artist: The Beatles|
|Album: The Beatles (White Album)|
|Played: 7,085 times.|
Back In The U.S.S.R - The Beatles
Un lugar pensado para gatos
Luego te compras algo y se vuelven locos por la caja.
I finally- FINALLY go to draw on my tablet after months of not so much as touching my computer AND I FORGET MY TABLET WIRE- MAYBE EVEN LOSE IT- AT HOME.
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.
Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.
More power to you all because I can barely lift my five year old nephew without hating myself ten minutes later….
Paint yer own voodoos are here! We have a small number available right now, and I’ll be putting them in the shop as soon as this is posted.
- 'Church' is the regal feline fellow, and stands roughly 4” tall, and about 2” across his base.
- 'Thinbone' is his tiny kitten companion. At about 2” long and 1.25” tall he's a shortie!
- 'Lawrence' is the odd man out here… well, he's a bird not a man, so I suppose he's the odd bird out. He's about 3” long and 1.5” tall.
These guys are cast resin from out original sculpts, and are available in 3 tones - white, medium grey & dark grey.
Want a free one?
If you can be the first to tell us where the inspiration for each name comes from, we’ll send you a free
jerkpaint your own of your choice.
You have to get all three right to win - send us a fanmail with your guesses.
No reblogging hints please!
I AM IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN. You guys never cease to amaze! ;u;
A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.
Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features
I CAN’T BREATHE